I've been dating a girl who's into ghosting, which is weird because

I'm starting to think she's just into haunt-ing me after sex.

I told my date I was a master of seduction and could make any woman swoon.

She just laughed and said I was just a bass player.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more passionate and put more effort into our sex life.

I told her, 'Baby, I'm putting in all the effort *I've got*. You want more, you gotta start paying me.'

My therapist told me I need to be more present in the moment.

I told her sometimes I just can't help myself from coming early.