๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Clever & Clean-ishSaturday, April 4, 2026
Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?
They wanted to define their relationship
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But honestly, I think she's just looking for someone to focus on.
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It was exhausting, but by the end of the day, we had a magnificent bed of tulips ready to burst.
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