Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid?

Because I just cut myself trying to open this Valentine's candy wrapper.

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.