My Valentine's Day plans are pretty romantic, actually.

It involves me, a blanket, and a very serious, committed relationship with my takeout menu.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I walk by again? I think I forgot where I parked.

Why did Cupid visit the optometrist before Valentine's Day?

He wanted to make sure he had perfect vision for love!

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.