Why did the chocolate chip cookie propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it finally found its chipmate!

Are you a box of conversation hearts?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty romantic, actually.

It involves me, a blanket, and a very serious, committed relationship with my takeout menu.