Why did the rose go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little prickly about its relationships

Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you

My Valentine's Day plans usually involve a very specific type of bouquet.

A pizza box, surrounded by breadsticks.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.