Why did the man bring a screwdriver on his first date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented locksmith

and she's always looking for a key to a deeper relationship

I told my date I was an avid explorer.

She said, 'Oh really? So you're good at finding hidden passages and going deep into unknown territory?'

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more passionate and put more effort into our sex life.

I told her, 'Baby, I'm putting in all the effort *I've got*. You want more, you gotta start paying me.'