I was trying to set up my new home entertainment system last night.

My friend, who's an electrician, said I just needed to make sure all my connections were really tight.

My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to grow some herbs in the garden.

I told her I was more into deep rooting and extensive ground cover.

Why did the man bring a screwdriver on his first date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.