I told my date I was an avid explorer.

She said, 'Oh really? So you're good at finding hidden passages and going deep into unknown territory?'

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to tease her more in bed.

I said, 'Alright, but you're not getting an orgasm until you finally fix that leaky faucet.'

Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

I've been dating a librarian, and she's always checking me out.