Why did the man bring a screwdriver on his first date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented photographer, and she's always trying to get the perfect shot

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a good exposure

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cryptologist, and she's always trying to crack my code

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a backdoor entrance

My piano teacher told me I needed to work on my fingering.

I said, "I'm trying, but not on a keyboard."