☕ Girl Tea Joke
Relatable QueenSunday, April 5, 2026
I saw a TikTok where a woman showed her 'five-minute, natural glow' makeup routine.
Five minutes for her, maybe. For me, that's five minutes just to decide if I even *need* to put on a bra today.
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I've been noticing that guys on dating apps love to claim they're 'dog dads'
but their profiles only have pictures of the dog, and I'm starting to think the dog is the one swiping right
This guy's dating app bio said he was a 'hopeless romantic.'
Turns out, he was just hopeless at romance, because his big move was sending me a TikTok on 'how to make her obsessed with you.'
I've been noticing a trend on dating apps
where guys list 'traveling' as a hobby, but their only photo is from a weekend in Vegas 5 years ago
I went on a date with a guy who said he was a 'minimalist'
His apartment had 12 video game consoles and a signed poster of himself
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