I've got three side hustles just to afford my main job's commute.

I told my therapist I've been struggling to practice self-compassion

So she charged me extra for being mean to myself during the session

I told my therapist I'm struggling with self-care

So she prescribed me a 10-minute morning meditation, which I've been putting off for weeks

My parents always said they wanted me to have a better life than them.

Now it looks like the only thing I'm inheriting is their economic anxiety.