I've been trying to afford a house, but it seems like the only thing I can actually buy is avocado toast

I have so many side hustles now,

my full-time job is just my most profitable hobby.

I asked my boomer dad for advice on buying a house

He said 'just work harder and cut back on avocado toast', I said 'dad, I'm a freelance writer, my only income is from avocado toast reviews'

My manager told us to 'lean into the discomfort' of this quarter.

I leaned so hard I fell into a job application.