I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.

Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'

My boss told us 'we're a family here,'

which is why I'm always guilt-tripped into doing extra work and can never afford to move out.

My therapist asked me what my five-year plan was.

I told her, 'Survive and maybe afford therapy for another five years?'

I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset

but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours