๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
My financial advisor asked me about my long-term investments.
I told him, 'My houseplants. They're the only thing in my life consistently showing growth.'
More Millennial Jokes
I've got so many side hustles,
my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.
My therapist said 'doing the work' means leaning into discomfort.
I told her I'd just lean into my weighted blanket instead.
My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.
I told her: a 40-hour work week.
I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my emotional triggers
now I can identify the exact moment I'm about to send a drunk text
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