๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
My financial advisor asked me about my long-term investments.
I told him, 'My houseplants. They're the only thing in my life consistently showing growth.'
More Millennial Jokes
My parents always said they wanted me to have a better life than them.
Now it looks like the only thing I'm inheriting is their economic anxiety.
My idea of a 'starter home' is buying a large storage unit.
And just living in that.
My therapist said 'doing the work' means leaning into discomfort.
I told her I'd just lean into my weighted blanket instead.
I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.
I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.
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