๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
My financial advisor asked me about my long-term investments.
I told him, 'My houseplants. They're the only thing in my life consistently showing growth.'
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My therapist told me to 'do the work' and sit with my uncomfortable feelings.
So I added them to my calendar for next Tuesday at 3 PM, right after laundry.
I've been doing the work in therapy to practice self-compassion
But it's hard to be kind to myself when my student loans are still sending me mean emails
I've been trying to develop a self-care routine
but so far it just consists of buying face masks and calling it 'me time'
I've been working on building intimacy in therapy,
but my partner just got a notification that I've been 'typing...' for 20 minutes.
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