I was feeling pretty sleepy this morning after staying up late last night. My son asked me why I looked so tired as I was pouring my coffee.

I told him, 'I guess I'm just feeling a little *depresso*!'

Why don't secrets last long in a garden?

Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears!

I told my wife she was going to start a tree-mendous gardening career

but she just wanted to branch out and try something new

What is blue but does not weigh very much?

Light Blue