I'm shell-shocked by how much I love oysters, they're a real pearl of a snack.

I went to the doctor and said I had a problem with my ears.

He said, 'Don't worry, it's just a hollow feeling.'

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I didn't bee suited for the job.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun-gi