I asked my boomer dad for advice on buying a house

He said 'just work harder and cut back on avocado toast', I said 'dad, I'm a freelance writer, my only income is from avocado toast reviews'

I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.

Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that

management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going

I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset

but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours