I told my wife she was going to be a great musician, but she didn't believe me.

Now she's a maestro of disappointment, but I still think she's a note-worthy singer.

I went to the beach and saw a crab playing a guitar.

I guess you could say it was a shell of a musician.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my career choices.

I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.

I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.