Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador!

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems.

So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about dolphins. The author was giving a presentation, and my kids were amazed by the intelligence of these creatures. The author told us that dolphins are known to communicate with each other using a variety of clicks and whistles, which got me thinking

I guess you could say they have a whale of a language