I told my girlfriend I was thinking of taking up a new instrument.

She said, 'Why? You already have one, and you barely know how to play it yet.'

My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

I've been dating a professional archer, and she's been teaching me about the importance of proper form and follow-through.

Now I know why she's always hitting the mark, but missing the point.

My new barber asked me how I wanted my head.

I told him I like it when he really works it over and leaves it feeling good.