๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Thursday, March 26, 2026
My parents always said they wanted me to have a better life than them.
Now it looks like the only thing I'm inheriting is their economic anxiety.
More Millennial Jokes
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans
My therapist said 'doing the work' means leaning into discomfort.
I told her I'd just lean into my weighted blanket instead.
I've been trying to practice mindfulness in therapy
but I keep finding myself pondering existential dread during meditation instead of my breath
I told my manager I was feeling burned out from all the 'optional' overtime
and they said I just needed to 'want it more' โ I'm starting to think they want me to want a stress leave
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