Why did the stairs always get in trouble?

Because they were always up to something!

So, I was trying out a new recipe for dinner last night, and let's just say it didn't quite go as planned. I ended up burning everything to a crisp, and the smoke alarm was practically screaming at me.

It was an *oven*-tful evening, to say the least!

I bought a new vacuum cleaner today — it really sucks.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.