My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.

I've been dating a girl who's into tantric sex, which is all about prolonging the experience.

Now I know why her Netflix subscription is still active after 6 months of us watching the same episode of 'Stranger Things'.

My new job involves a lot of delicate handling. I have to make sure I grasp the shaft firmly, get it properly seated, and then apply steady pressure until it's fully inserted and locked in place.

I'm a professional forklift operator.

Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

They wanted to define their relationship