My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.

I matched with a girl on Tinder who said she was 'fluid' in her sexuality.

I thought, great, someone who finally understands my problem with premature ejaculation.

My piano teacher told me I needed to work on my fingering.

I said, "I'm trying, but not on a keyboard."

My girlfriend told me I need to be more supportive in our relationship, really hold her up and be her rock.

I told her, 'Honey, I've been supporting you on my face for weeks now.'