A man and a woman walked into a bar, and the bartender looked up and said, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' The woman smiled and said they were on their first date, and the man had promised to show her a great time.

So he pulled out a condom and said, 'Let's get started on the main course.'

I've been dating a girl who's into bondage, and I have to say, it's been a real commitment.

I've been dating a girl who's really into role-playing in the bedroom

But honestly, I'm getting a little tired of being the defendant

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more spontaneous in bed.

So I just started shouting 'SURPRISE!' every time I came.