My girlfriend told me she wanted me to tease her more in bed.

I said, 'Alright, but you're not getting an orgasm until you finally fix that leaky faucet.'

My girlfriend wanted to try role-playing in bed last night.

I told her I'd be the mailman, but she'd have to wait outside naked and I'd just leave the package on the porch.

My golf instructor told me I really needed to work on my follow-through.

I told him my wife usually has a few complaints about my finish.

My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.