My therapist told me I need to be more present in the moment.

I told her sometimes I just can't help myself from coming early.

A man and a woman walked into a bar, and the bartender looked up and said, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' The woman smiled and said they were on their first date, and the man had promised to show her a great time.

So he pulled out a condom and said, 'Let's get started on the main course.'

My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on deeper stretches.

I told him I was already doing my best to get them in every night.

My wife said I need to be more hands-on around the house.

I told her I'm happy to help, but she usually wants me to 'drill down' in a very specific area.