I've been dating a professional gemologist, and she's been teaching me about the importance of clarity and brilliance in our relationship.

But honestly, I'm just looking for someone with a little more cut to them.

Why did the man bring a ladder on his second date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.

I've been dating a sex therapist, and I have to say, she's always trying to get to the root of the problem.

But honestly, I think she's just projecting her work onto me.

My dad took me fishing for the first time last weekend.

He told me the secret was to get a good, firm grip on the rod, bait the hook just right, cast it out deep, and then reel it in slow and steady until you feel a good tug.