I've been dating a girl who's a professional mirroring coach, and she's always trying to get me to reflect on our relationship.

But honestly, it's just a lot of self-reflection and I'm not sure I'm ready to face myself in the morning.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional arborist, and she's always trying to get me to branch out and try new things in the evening

I've been dating a girl who's a professional audiologist, and she's always trying to help me find my frequency.

But honestly, I think she's just trying to tune me out in bed.

Why did the man bring a screwdriver on his first date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.