My girlfriend told me she finds a man who can 'handle his wood' very attractive.

I guess I'd better learn some carpentry.

I've been taking private lessons from a professional florist, and she's been teaching me about the art of pruning and arranging the perfect bouquet.

Now I'm really good at handling the stems and getting to the root of the problem.

I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

My dentist said I need to floss more.

I've been dating a librarian, and she's very particular about our love life.

She's always checking me out, but never returns me on time.