๐จ Dad Joke
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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So I was at the garden center with my kids, and we saw a beautiful display of flowers and plants. The kids were amazed by all the different colors and smells, and we started learning about the different types of blooms. I asked the gardener what his favorite flower was to grow, and he said it was
the pick of the bunch
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rock-ing a conversation!
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