Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

I'm trying to start a band, but it's been a real struggle to find a drumstick that's a cut above the rest.

I told my wife she was going to be a great musician, but she didn't believe me.

I guess you could say she was a little off-beat.

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.