I've been trying to become a master baker, but it's not going well.

I guess you could say I'm struggling to knead the results I want.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

I went to the doctor and said I had a problem with my ears.

He said, 'Don't worry, it's just a hollow feeling.'