I was helping our neighbor fix their fence today, nailing boards and making sure it was sturdy. It was a lot of hard work out in the sun, really building up a sweat.

But honestly, I wasn't really *board* at all.

I told my egg farmer friend that I was worried about his chickens

but he just said 'don't worry, they're egg-cellent at taking care of themselves'

So I was watching a nature show with the kids about different kinds of trees, and we saw some really tall ones. My daughter asked me if all trees were good at remembering things.

I told her, 'No, only the ones with good mem-oaks!'

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!