I love how some skincare products claim to be 'anti-aging' as if they're not just delaying the inevitable

I've started using a mindfulness app to help me stay focused throughout the day

Now I'm just mindfully aware of how much I'm procrastinating

I was running errands the other day

and I narrated my entire trip to the post office in a David Attenborough voice, because even mailing a package can be a wildlife documentary if you commit to it

I've started to realize that my self-care routine is just a series of expensive habits I've convinced myself are necessary for my well-being