I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised.

Why was the computer cold?

Because it left its Windows open.

I decided to take up painting as a hobby, so I went to the art store to buy some supplies. The store had a huge selection of brushes, canvases, and paints, but I was having trouble finding the perfect color. I asked the store owner for help, and he told me

it was a tint of a problem