I was at the zoo with my family over the weekend, and we spent a lot of time watching the monkeys swing from tree to tree. The kids were laughing at their antics, and I was impressed by their agility. As we were leaving the enclosure, I turned to my kids and said

I guess you could say they were hanging around all day!

My ghost photography business failed because I could never get a clear spirit.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

My dog is a terrible poker player because he always shows his paws.