My son came home from school yesterday looking a bit deflated. He told me he'd really struggled with his math test, especially the questions about decimals and fractions.

I told him he just needed to get to the point.

I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.

Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

I'm trying to become a mushroom farmer, but it's a fun-gi job to learn