I'm trying to become a mushroom farmer, but it's a fun-gi job to learn

So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog, but the dog wasn't bringing the ball back. Instead, it was just running around in circles, looking really confused. The owner was getting frustrated, so I decided to ask him what was wrong

and he said his dog was paws-itive it was a fetch-failure

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I didn't bee suited for the job.

I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.

Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.