My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.

I've been dating a professional taxidermist, and she's been teaching me about the importance of stuffing and mounting

But honestly, it's been a real challenge to get her to relax her grip

I've been dating a girl who's a professional gemstone polisher

and she's always trying to get me to rub her the right way

I've been dating a girl who's a professional taxidermist, and she's always trying to get me to mount something that's been dead for a while.