I've been dating a girl who's a talented locksmith

and she's always looking for a key to a deeper relationship

I've been taking private lessons from a professional seamstress, and she's been teaching me how to make a perfect stitch, get in deep, and really pull it all together.

Now I can finally finish that torn pair of pants.

I've been dating a girl who's really into astrology, and she told me our love was written in the stars.

But honestly, I think our love life is more like a lunar cycle – it's all about the phases, and sometimes it's just a dark void for weeks.

My girlfriend just got into competitive eating.

She said she loves to loosen her jaw and really open wide for the biggest challenges.