I've been dating a girl who's into tantric sex, which is all about prolonging the experience.

Now I know why her Netflix subscription is still active after 6 months of us watching the same episode of 'Stranger Things'.

I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer

My piano teacher told me I needed to work on my fingering.

I said, "I'm trying, but not on a keyboard."

My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.