I've started dating a professional photographer

and she's been teaching me how to focus, develop a good exposure, and always shoot from the right angle

My girlfriend told me she wanted our relationship to 'evolve,' to 'reach new heights' and 'explore uncharted territory.'

I thought she meant we should try anal.

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional architect, and she's always trying to redesign our sex life.

Now every time we hook up, it's a blueprint for disaster.