My rock climbing instructor told me I needed to improve my grip.

I told him, 'Funny, my girlfriend always tells me I've got a fantastic grip.'

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

They wanted to attract some old sparks.

I've been dating a girl who's a cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our relationship.

I guess you could say she's looking for a little more territory to explore.

I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

My dentist said I need to floss more.