🔥 Dirty Joke
Bar JokeWednesday, April 1, 2026
A man and a woman walked into a bar, and the bartender looked up and said, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' The woman smiled and said they were on their first date, and the man had promised to show her a great time.
So he pulled out a condom and said, 'Let's get started on the main course.'
More Dirty Jokes
My wife said I need to be more hands-on around the house.
I told her I'm happy to help, but she usually wants me to 'drill down' in a very specific area.
My wife always tells me I need to work on my presentation skills.
She says I rush through the intro and don't spend enough time on the visuals.
Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?
It had a little 'island' to work through
I just had the worst oral sex of my life.
My dentist said I need to floss more.
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