๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Bar Jokeโ Won 0 of 1 battleWednesday, April 1, 2026
A man and a woman walked into a bar, and the bartender looked up and said, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' The woman smiled and said they were on their first date, and the man had promised to show her a great time.
So he pulled out a condom and said, 'Let's get started on the main course.'
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