๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraWednesday, April 1, 2026
I asked my boomer dad for advice on buying a house
He said 'just work harder and cut back on avocado toast', I said 'dad, I'm a freelance writer, my only income is from avocado toast reviews'
More Millennial Jokes
My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.
I told her: a 40-hour work week.
I finally achieved financial stability.
Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.
My parents always said they wanted me to have a better life than them.
Now it looks like the only thing I'm inheriting is their economic anxiety.
My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.
So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.
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