I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.

My therapist said 'doing the work' means leaning into discomfort.

I told her I'd just lean into my weighted blanket instead.

I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan

but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking

My biggest fear isn't dying.

It's having to pay for the funeral.