My dentist told me I needed to improve my flossing technique.

He said I wasn't going deep enough, and I really needed to get in there and work the whole length of it.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional sausage maker, and she's always trying to get me to help her stuff the casing.

My new nutritionist told me to make sure I get a good, deep swallow with every meal.

I told her I already do that, but usually with a different kind of protein.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to move in together to 'take our relationship to the next level.'

I said, 'Great, now you can finally see how long it takes for me to get off when I'm not faking it.'