I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

My dentist said I need to floss more.

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

A man and a woman walked into a bar, and the bartender looked up and said, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' The woman smiled and said they were on their first date, and the man had promised to show her a great time.

So he pulled out a condom and said, 'Let's get started on the main course.'

I've been dating a girl who's into bondage, and I have to say, it's been a real commitment.