My boss told me I need to stop coming up short on my deadlines.

I told him, 'At least I'm not the one coming early.'

My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.

I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

My dentist said I need to floss more.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional cartographer, and she's always trying to map out our love life.

But honestly, I'm just trying to find the point of no return.