๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Why did the man name his dick 'Cashew'?
Because every time he got excited, it went nuts.
More Dirty Jokes
My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.
I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.
My new masseuse told me I was too tense.
She said I needed to really relax and let her get in there deeper.
I've been taking private lessons from a professional florist, and she's been teaching me about the art of pruning and arranging the perfect bouquet.
Now I'm really good at handling the stems and getting to the root of the problem.
Why did the man bring a compass on his date?
He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.
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