I've been dating a girl who's a talented locksmith

and she's always looking for a key to a deeper relationship

My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

A man and a woman walked into a bar, and the bartender looked up and said, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' The woman smiled and said they were on their first date, and the man had promised to show her a great time.

So he pulled out a condom and said, 'Let's get started on the main course.'

I've been dating a girl who's a talented baker, and she's always trying to get me to rise to the occasion.

But honestly, I think she's just kneading the attention.