My girlfriend told me I need to be more supportive in our relationship, really hold her up and be her rock.

I told her, 'Honey, I've been supporting you on my face for weeks now.'

My golf instructor told me I needed to loosen my grip, adjust my stance, and really follow through with my shaft for a better shot.

My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.

My friend, who's a professional trombonist, was telling me about the key to a really great performance. He said you have to get a firm grip on the slide, push and pull it with power and precision, and really blow hard and deep to make it sing.

He was showing me how to hit the high notes.