๐จ Dad Joke
Wednesday, March 18, 2026
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
My bike is always tired because it's two-tired.
I went to the beach and saw a crab playing a guitar.
I guess you could say it was a shell of a musician.
So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about dolphins. The author was giving a presentation, and my kids were amazed by the intelligence of these creatures. The author told us that dolphins are known to communicate with each other using a variety of clicks and whistles, which got me thinking
I guess you could say they have a whale of a language
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