So I was at the coffee shop this morning, and the barista accidentally spilled some coffee all over the counter. He looked really flustered and apologized profusely.

I told him not to worry, because sometimes you just gotta *espresso* yourself.

I tried to start a career as a baker, but it didn't work out.

I guess you could say I couldn't knead the dough.

I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a fish with a sunken ship in its tank.

I guess you could say it had a 'reel' good time exploring the wreck.

I decided to start a career in baking, but my cakes weren't rising to the occasion