What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

So I was watching a nature show with the kids about different kinds of trees, and we saw some really tall ones. My daughter asked me if all trees were good at remembering things.

I told her, 'No, only the ones with good mem-oaks!'

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

I went to the ocean and saw a shell that was having an identity crisis

It was feeling a little shell-shocked