I told my wife she was going to be a great musician, but she didn't believe me.

Now she's a maestro of disappointment, but I still think she's a note-worthy singer.

I'm trying to start a band, but it's been a real struggle to find a drumstick that's a cut above the rest.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry!