I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger...

...then it hit me.

So I was visiting my friend who's a master carpenter, and he showed me his latest woodworking project - a beautiful wooden boat. He spent months crafting every detail, from the hull to the sail. As I was admiring his work, I asked him how he planned to propel it through the water.

He just smiled and said it was a 'shore' thing.

I'm trying to start a garden, but it's a growing concern.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.