My ex always told me I had a head for business...

...which was confusing, because I was usually between her legs.

Why did the couple's relationship go to therapy after a romantic getaway?

It had a little 'island' to work through

I've been dating a girl who's a talented photographer, and she's always trying to get the perfect shot

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a good exposure

I've been dating a girl who's into tantric sex, which is all about prolonging the experience.

Now I know why her Netflix subscription is still active after 6 months of us watching the same episode of 'Stranger Things'.