I've been dating a girl who's a professional mirroring coach, and she's always trying to get me to reflect on our relationship.

But honestly, it's just a lot of self-reflection and I'm not sure I'm ready to face myself in the morning.

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional audiologist, and she's always trying to help me find my frequency.

But honestly, I think she's just trying to tune me out in bed.

My financial advisor told me I need to be more aggressive with my assets...

...and diversify my portfolio by spreading it around.