My dad told me to save 10% of every paycheck for my future.

Right now, my paycheck *is* 10% of what I need for my present.

I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy

But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them

I'm considering buying a house, but the prices are outrageous

I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that doesn't require a second job... or a second lottery win

I'm at the point where I'm considering a side hustle

to pay for the side hustle I already have to pay for my main job