I've been dating a girl who's a professional clockmaker, and she's always trying to get me to

wind her up

My new personal trainer told me she wanted me to really get down and dirty on the mat. She said I needed to get on my hands and knees, arch my back, and then slowly push and pull, making sure to really get deep into it for a full range of motion.

...I never knew yoga could be so intense.

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

I've been dating a librarian, and she's always checking me out.