A man and a woman walked into a bar, and the bartender looked up and said, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' The woman smiled and said they were on their first date, and the man had promised to show her a great time.

So he pulled out a condom and said, 'Let's get started on the main course.'

My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

They wanted to attract some old sparks.

I've been trying to improve my relationships by taking a wine and paint class

Now I'm better at handling brushstrokes, but still struggling to find a good blend