I've been dating a girl who's a professional gemstone polisher

and she's always trying to get me to rub her the right way

I was trying to set up my new home entertainment system last night.

My friend, who's an electrician, said I just needed to make sure all my connections were really tight.

My girlfriend just got into competitive eating.

She said she loves to loosen her jaw and really open wide for the biggest challenges.

My wife said I need to be more hands-on around the house.

I told her I'm happy to help, but she usually wants me to 'drill down' in a very specific area.