๐ฆ Thanksgiving Joke
Turkey TalkTuesday, April 14, 2026
Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health
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At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're grateful for.
But honestly, it's just a competition to see who can come up with the most creative way of saying they're thankful for wine.
Why did the stuffing go to therapy?
Because it was feeling crumby
My family's post-Thanksgiving dinner tradition isn't board games or Black Friday planning.
It's a synchronized, involuntary nap on every available soft surface.
Alright everyone, time to get to the 'meat' of the matter.
I hope this carving demonstration is truly carve-tivating!
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