Alright, everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Before I start carving this magnificent bird...

...I just hope I don't make a *fowl* move!

I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!

Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!