I've got a fowl feeling about this meal

Why did I bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving table?

I wanted to take our meal to a higher level!

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of getting plucked!

I'm the king of the kitchen on Thanksgiving, and I've got a special title

I'm the gobbler of governance, the lord of the leftovers, the sultan of the stuffing – but my family just calls me Dad