My therapist told me I need to be more present in the moment.

I told her sometimes I just can't help myself from coming early.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented cryptologist, and she's always trying to get me to crack her code.

But honestly, I think she's just looking for someone to decrypt her daddy issues.

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

Why did the man get fired from the sperm bank?

He kept eating the samples.