I've been working on my financial literacy.

Mostly so I can understand *exactly* why I'll never own a home.

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.

My doctor asked me about my long-term health plan.

I told him, 'Well, if things don't pick up, I'm just researching the best prices for my organs.'

I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.