I went on a date with a woman who said she was looking for a man who could 'go all night long'.

I told her I could definitely stay awake for eight hours, but she seemed less impressed when I clarified I meant binge-watching a documentary about competitive cheese rolling.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented locksmith

and she's always looking for a key to a deeper relationship

I told my girlfriend she was amazing in bed, and she asked me to be more specific.

So I said, 'You're great at hiding the evidence, but sometimes I feel like I'm the one being investigated.'

Why did the man bring a screwdriver on his first date?

He wanted to take things to the next level.