☕ Girl Tea Joke
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
I just spent twenty minutes drafting an email to a male colleague about a simple project update.
Not because the content was complex, but because I had to make sure I sounded collaborative, not bossy, and then added three exclamation points so I didn't seem cold.
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which is just code for 'I'm trying to convince you I'm a functioning adult but really I just microwaved an egg'
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