Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

My pottery instructor told me I really needed to work on my handling skills.

Now I'm much better at getting things wet and spinning them into shape.

I've been dating a girl who's really into polyamory, and I have to say, it's been a real learning experience.

Now I know what it's like to be in a relationship, a backup plan, and a participation trophy all at the same time.

I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

My dentist said I need to floss more.