So I was helping my kids with their homework and we were learning about different types of clouds, like cumulus and stratus. My son asked me if all clouds were good at hiding things. I thought for a moment and then said

they're great at covering their bases!

What do you call a magician who lost his magic?

Ian.

I decided to start a career in baking, but my cakes weren't rising to the occasion

So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about different types of rocks and minerals. The kids were fascinated by all the colorful pictures, and we started learning about geodes and crystals. The librarian told us that she had a special rock that was very good at

rock-ing a conversation!