I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. — Dad Joke Daily

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Tuesday, April 14, 2026

AI-generated illustration for dad joke: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

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