☕ Girl Tea Joke
Savage SisFriday, April 17, 2026
Men love to complain about how women have 'unrealistic expectations' on dating apps.
And then their biggest 'deal-breaker' is that you don't look exactly like their favorite influencer after her 10-step filter routine.
More Girl Tea Jokes
He told me he was 'super busy' and 'just couldn't commit to anything serious right now.'
But judging by his Instagram stories, he seemed to have plenty of time to perfectly arrange six different artisanal cheeses on a charcuterie board for himself.
I saw a guy's Tinder bio that said he was a 'dog dad' with a 'heart of gold'
But his only photos were of him holding someone else's dog
I cleaned out my purse today, and it wasn't just old receipts and lipstick.
It was a forensic deep dive into every single thought I’ve had in the last three months that I didn’t write down anywhere else, plus a rogue French fry.
Some guys on dating apps say they want an 'independent woman.'
What they actually mean is 'a woman who doesn't *need* anything from me, but is always available for me.'
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